The Top 10 Signs Your Kid Isn’t College Material
June 17, 2020 5:41AM CDT
With the pandemic forcing many colleges to go online next semester, many recent high school grads are taking a gap year. Then there’s your kid, who should be considering a gap forever. Find out why with today’s list of The Top 10 Signs Your Kid Isn’t College Material:
- The only thing they got on their SAT was drool.
- They graduated high school with a 4.0…blood-alcohol level.
- They think they’re already a political science scholar because they follow Ted Nugent on Twitter.
- Their favorite summertime activity is licking toads.
- They come from a long, proud line of people who like to ram their heads into things when they have a few beers in them.
- Their SAT scores were negative.
- They desperately want to go to Arizona State, but they’re deeply concerned that it’s not enough of a party school.
- They just found out BA doesn’t stand for badass.
- They like ping pong and beer separately but not together.
- The only book they read this year is Facebook.