There are just so many bad ideas happening simultaneously here.
Last week, a 48-year-old guy named Paul Burke was pulled over on the highway in Fort McCoy, Florida.
What caught the cops’ attention? He was on a riding LAWN MOWER and was going way under the 55 mile-an-hour speed limit.
He was too DRUNK to perform the sobriety tests the cops tried to give him and it turned out Paul already had several past DUI convictions.
He was hit with two felony charges.
Here’s his mugshot.
(Source: The Smoking Gun)