7 Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Wife

Being able to communicate is essential in a successful marriage. But not all communication is good. Here are The 7 Things You Should Never Say to Your Wife:

1. It’s not cheating if it’s with your sister.
2. You realize “The Bachelor” is about as real as the WWE, right?
3. The fact that you have a higher degree than me, but earn less money must be a real bummer, huh? 
4. No, that outfit doesn’t make you look fat – it makes you look color blind and completely out of touch.
5. Happy Birthday! I got you a gym membership.
6. You realize my beer’s not gonna fetch itself, right?
7. Your silk underwear just wasn’t as comfortable as I was expecting.