Yep, I Bought Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes!
The Pumpkin Spice Latte hit Starbucks last week. But, that’s boring & meaningless compared to the sheer magnitude of these new Pumpkin Spice BUTT WIPES!
Yes, seriously…
The company Dude Wipes is making them and calling them: “DUMPkin Spice” wipes.
Again, yes, seriously!
According to the description, they’re designed to, quote, “keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents.”
I can definitely smell the nutmeg…but I can’t quite place the other scents. It’s pleasant though.
My mission to get my hands on some of these “DUMPkin Spice” started when the Dude Wipes people posted a picture of a pumpkin sitting on a toilet with the date “9-5-23” carved in it last week, likely in reference to a similar pumpkin pic Starbucks posted.
I’m guessing that “9-5-23” date is when they officially arrive in retails stores. But, after some quick research I found that you can already buy them on Amazon, so I just couldn’t resist ordering some! And, they were delivered yesterday…
Interestingly, this is actually something Dude Wipes JOKED about doing a few years back. They posted a fake photo of pumpkin spice butt wipes back in 2019.
Guess they decided the world was ready for the real thing…
Personally, I’m all for it!
