10 Things Teachers Would Tell Kids on the First Day of School, If They Were Honest
August 8, 2023 4:42AM CDT
Today is the FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL for students in the Denison ISD & a few other districts. Sherman ISD students start back next Monday. So, in honor of teachers & kids returning to the classroom, here is a list of things teachers would tell kids on the first day of school, IF they were honest:
- Don’t worry. I don’t want to be here, either!
- You all will learn so much this year. Okay, maybe not that inbred kid over the corner, but the rest of you probably will.
- If you don’t get me something nice for the holidays, I promise the second half of this year will be HELL for you!
- I can retire in 9 years, 6 months, 3 weeks, 12 hours, and 52 minutes. But, who’s counting?
- Alright kids, don’t leave an apple on my desk…unless it’s a bong!
- If you get hurt at recess, just suck it up.
- Your name’s “Kannon”? Wow, what a dumb name.
- Please just shut up and take your meds!
- No running with scissors. Unless you’re annoying.
- Seriously, your artwork sucks & I’m going to send a note home to your parents recommending they should burn that ugly disaster immediately!
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