You’ll Never Guess What Ozzy Osbourne Spent his First Royalty Check On

Considering Ozzy Osbourne’s colorful history of substance abuse, sexual escapades and bat biting, one could only image what he spent his first royalty check on when he was an up-and-coming musician. And one would probably be wrong.
“I bought a pair of shoes, a bottle of Brut and I went to the pub,” Osbourne says. “Brut’s like a cheap f***ing cologne and aftershave. But it was better than what I was smelling like at the time. But mind you, armpits and f***ing Brut smells f***ing great.”
Osbourne, who’s suffered a series of health issues in the past year, says he’s feeling great and he’s anxious to get back on the road. “I’m looking forward to getting back on the f***ing stage,” Osbourne says, continuing his barrage of F-bombs. “Let’s get this coronavirus under control. We can do some f***ing gigs, please. Don’t be dumb school and go to one of them stupid COVID f***ing parties.”