What 3 Things Does Alice Cooper Promise Those Who Join His Band?

If your dream is to join Alice Cooper’s band one day, here are the 3 promises he makes to anyone who signs up. Cooper revealed on the Metal From The Inside podcast: “You’re gonna get paid. You’re going to see the world. You’re gonna get stitches. Everybody in the band has had stitches.” Cooper blames his theatrical shows which include switchblades and swords. “I’m a little bit freewheeling. I don’t necessarily look to where everybody is. And every once in a while, they walk a little bit close and get nicked. And those are not rubber swords.”