Top Things People Who Don’t Understand Football Say

I admit, I don’t know a whole lot about football, but I know enough to understand what’s going on.  A recent poll found 14% of Americans know nothing about football.  And it’s a pretty good sign you’re stuck next to one this Sunday if you hear anything from today’s list of the Top Things People Who Don’t Understand Football Say:

Why do all the coaches carry that dumb red flag in their pocket?

If they’re called the “Browns,” why is their color orange?

If a player wants a game to last longer, shouldn’t he be rewarded for delaying it?

How did the Raiders mascot lose his eye?

Why’s that guy reading a book on his wrist in the middle of the game?

If the field is 100 yards long, why does it only go up to 50?

I thought Terry Bradshaw was a gospel singer?

If the coach of the Patriots is so successful, why does he dress like a hobo?

Why did Tom Brady pick THIS over being married to a supermodel?