Top Lies People Say on Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day!  In honor of this touchy-feely, yucky & over-commercialized holiday, let’s celebrate the totally FAKE emotions many people share & enjoy today’s list of the Top Lies People Say on Valentine’s Day!

  • Your love is the only present I want.
  • Sure, let’s bring the kids on our dinner date.
  • Signing “Love, Dave” in a card totally makes up for the other 364 days of the year that you’re a jackass.
  • Chocolates AND flowers?  How original!
  • I don’t expect sex in return for anything I got you.
  • I love getting dressed up to go to a fancy restaurant on a weeknight that I would normally be in bed by 9pm.
  • I didn’t pick this gift up at CVS on the way home.
  • There’s nothing possessive about insisting that I be your Valentine.
  • I love you.

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