Top Lies People Say on Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day!  In honor of this touchy-feely, yucky & over-commercialized holiday, let’s celebrate the totally FAKE emotions many people share & enjoy today’s list of the Top Lies People Say on Valentine’s Day!

• Your love is the only present I want.
• Sure, let’s bring the kids on our dinner date.
• Signing “Love, Dave” in a card totally makes up for the other 364 days of the year that you’re a jackass.
• Chocolates AND flowers?  How original!
• I don’t expect sex in return for anything I got you.
• I love getting dressed up to go to a fancy restaurant on a weeknight that I would normally be in bed by 9pm.
• I didn’t pick this gift up at CVS on the way home.
• There’s nothing possessive about insisting that I be your Valentine.
• I love you.