Top 8 Reasons Christmas Is Better When You’re Older

A new poll found that people have fonder Christmas memories they make as adults than when they were kids.  Which sounds odd, but will make a lot more sense after you check out today’s list of the Top 8 Reasons Christmas is Better When You’re Older:

1. Under mistletoe, your grandkids HAVE to kiss you on the lips!
2. Back pain pills go great with eggnog!
3. You enjoy munching on a candy cane more when you walk with a real one!
4. If you get run over by a reindeer, the kids have a great song to play at the funeral!
5. Your giant nativity scene means there’s less lawn to yell at kids to get off of!
6. Four words:  pumpkin spice denture cream!
7. Thanks to the clip-on antlers, your vintage beige 1988 Buick Electra Park Avenue looks even more like a reindeer!
8. The smell of a real Christmas tree helps neutralize your nursing home’s stench of death!