Top 5 Tips for Stress-Free Holiday Travel

Despite the insane gas prices, the horror of being stuck in a car with family & the other chaos happening around us, 53% of Americans say they still plan to travel this holiday season. To make your trip a bit more tolerable, try anything from today’s list of the Top 5 Tips for Stress-Free Holiday Travel:

1. Make your wife and kids take a separate car.
2. Set the cruise control at “69” and snicker like a twelve year old every time you look down to check the speedometer.
3. Stay motivated during that boring drive to Nana’s by reminding yourself she’s rich and might be dead soon.
4. Bring a good book to read. Just remember to keep your other hand on the steering wheel.
5. Pull over every few hours for a breath of fresh weed.