I’m about to make your drunk life better. Even if you’re drunk right now, at this hour, on a Friday. The Mad Rock Morning Show is HUGE with that demographic! But, in honor of my son, David, who turns 21 years old today — here are three myths about getting drunk that we all still believe:
1. Beer before liquor is actually fine. You know the rhyme: “Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.” It’s not true. It doesn’t matter what order you drink your booze, just how much of it you drink.
2. There’s no such thing as “breaking the seal.” Do you stop yourself from hitting the bathroom as long as possible because you’re afraid of “breaking the seal”? There’s no seal. You’ll always need to go when your bladder is full.
3. Hair of the dog won’t help a hangover. You can’t drink away your hangover. In fact, drinking the next morning can make your hangover last LONGER.
None of these are true. So stop letting them rule your life . . .