The Top Tips for Shopping on Amazon Prime Days

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Amazon Prime Days are today and tomorrow. Let Big Dave help make the experience better with this list of The Top Tips for Shopping on Amazon Prime Days.

Make sure you have your bankruptcy lawyer on speed dial.

Instead of spending a bunch of money on stuff you don’t need (like that 37th TV), donate it to our “Share The Warmth Donation Drive” to help our neighbors in need stay warm this winter!

Keep your credit card nearby. Or even better: someone else’s.

To save time and get the best deals, plan to spend the next two days on the toilet.

Keep an eye out for a new ankle. (Note: Applicable to Dak Prescott only)

Two words: GO. BIG. Deals like these only happen once a year. Okay, once a month. Okay, you can find the same prices at Best Buy tomorrow.

Create an account your spouse doesn’t have access to.

Turn off your computer and go someplace local.