The Top Shark Fun Facts (Shark Week 2020 Kickoff)

Woo-hoo! It’s the Discovery Channel’s annual Shark Week. So please enjoy this list of The Top Shark Fun Facts.

  • They’re nowhere near as vicious as the average millennial on Twitter.
  • They mistake surfboards for seals. And surfers for people with real jobs.
  • The shark with the most teeth is the bull shark. The shark with the least amount of teeth is the meth-mouth shark.
  • Sharks that are eight years old giggle nonstop after hearing the words “sperm whale.”
  • Most blue sharks have prescriptions for Zoloft.
  • They’re annoyed that they can’t order seals on DoorDash, Grubhub or UberEats.
  • Great white sharks kill fewer people than Great White, the band.
  • Even though they’ll eat anything, even THEY avoid that weird white van in the food truck park.
  • Female sharks are larger than male sharks, but male sharks are careful not to agree if their mate asks if their “fins” look fat.
  • Sharks don’t ever sleep. Unless, of course, someone tries to make them sit through a baseball game this year.

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