The Top 7 Rejected Valentine’s Day Cards

If you’re going to pick up a Valentine’s Day card, stay safe with a traditional Hallmark type.

You’ll want to avoid anything like you’ll see on this list of The Top 7 Rejected Valentine’s Day Cards.

  1. I know that we’ve been stuck at home . . . so this Valentine’s Day please, just leave me alone!
  2. In my eyes you can do no wrong . . . except when your fat rolls spill out of your thong.
  3. It’s cold outside.  The winds a-gustin’ . . . so, let’s stay inside & eat candy until our bellies are a-bustin’.
  4. I think, you’re great, I think you’re super . . . even though I’d leave you in a second for that fox – Bradley Cooper.
  5. I’d like to take you to far-off places . . . but I just can’t stand to look at other people’s faces.
  6. You’re my Valentine. You’re my boo . . . despite your hair being full of Gorilla Glue.
  7. No one thought we’d last this long . . . because I’m team Godzilla and you root for Kong.

Recently Played

Love Walks InVan Halen
Fade To BlackMetallica
Tuff EnuffFabulous Thunderbirds
When The Levee BreaksLed Zeppelin
Man In The BoxAlice In Chains