The Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Parents

Parents rarely hold back on sharing what’s on their mind with their kids. And that’s not always a good thing. Here are The Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Parents:

  1. Well, I better get to work, this heroin isn’t going to sell itself!
  2. Those little blue pills your Mom got me are really working!
  3. We tried selling you when you were three but, unfortunately, we didn’t get any takers.
  4. Your mom and I thought you already knew that we’re cousins. 
  5. Sorry, you can’t move into our basement, there’s no room with my meth lab down there.
  6. I feel so liberated when I’m wearing your mom’s underwear.
  7. Family meeting!  In the bathtub! 
  8. I’m not sure why you only have seven toes. Maybe you should go ask your mother-slash-aunt.
  9. Let’s watch this old home video…of when you were conceived!
  10. Let’s talk politics!

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