The Top 10 Things We Learned From Dad

There’s a reason we honor dad on Sunday: he gave us food, he gave us money and, best of all, he gave us advice. And now, we share some of his infinite wisdom with today’s list of The Top 10 Things We Learned from Dad:

  • When the going gets tough, the tough go to the garage and drink beer.
  • Even though they’re paid professionals, football coaches have NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL THEY’RE DOING!
  • That smell is the dog. It’s ALWAYS the dog.
  • There is no reason to pay for an oil change when it only takes four-and-a-half days to do it yourself.
  • Always use the right tool for the job and the right curse word.
  • Your mother is always right…until she leaves the room.
  • There’s no crying in baseball…unless you had money on the game.
  • Offering to grill every night is a perfect way to get some time away from a nagging wife and whiny kids.
  • There’s no bigger disappointment in life than having a son who grows up to become a morning radio host.
  • The two most important things to make a marriage successful are the words, “Yes, dear.”

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