Today is Star Wars Day, so it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top 10 Things Even Die-Hard “Star Wars” Fans Don’t Know.

  1. After a Jedi has been secretly married for a few years, his lightsaber turns blue.
  2. If you kept all of your original “Star Wars” toys in the package from when you were a child, their current worth won’t come close to erasing your inner sadness.
  3. Han’s always had a problem with shooting first…even in the bedroom.
  4. The phrase “I have a bad feeling about this” is uttered by at least ONE character in every film, and by audiences whenever they see Jar Jar Binks on the screen.
  5. Chewbacca is an absolute TICK magnet!
  6. Hayden Christensen was cast in “Attack of the Clones” because Anakin Skywalker was originally supposed to come from a planet of people who are completely expressionless.
  7. At the end of every original “Star Wars” movie, George Lucas appeared…at the bank to cash his huge freakin’ check.
  8. Chewbacca lets out his loudest roars when he gets his weekly Brazilian wax.
  9. A disco version of the “Star Wars” theme became a number one hit in 1977…mostly because everyone was doing A LOT of cocaine at the time.
  10. George Lucas would trade all of his success for a chin.

May The Fourth Be With You Mad Rock Nation!

 

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