The Top 10 Reasons You Should Go Fishing At Lake Texoma
July 1, 2020 5:24AM CDT
Applications for fishing licenses in both Texas & Oklahoma have significantly increased. Find out why fishing is gaining in popularity with this list of The Top 10 Reasons You Should Go Fishing At Lake Texoma.
- Texoma ladies really dig guys who have that smell of worms, minnows, catfish and Bud Light.
- Fishing helps relieve stress…unless you accidentally get your barbed fish hook attached to your eyelid.
- You can eat what you catch right away, if you bring some soy sauce and wasabi.
- Your wife has absolutely ZERO interest in going with you.
- The fish always seem to do their best to social distance from you.
- Nothing is more fun than waking up at 5am & spending the entire day repeatedly failing.
- It’s kind of like a video game, but instead of killing zombies who want to eat you, you get to eat what you kill.
- You get to wear one of those super cool hats covered in hooks.
- Once you catch a fish, you can flap its mouth and give it a silly voice to make your fishing buddies laugh.
- You finally won’t smell so bad, compared to the fish.