The Top 10 Reasons You Already Broke Your New Year’s Resolutions

We’re just a few days into the New Year Mad Rock Nation. But, I’m pretty confident some of you have ALREADY blown your New Year’s resolutions.

Here are The Top 10 Reasons You Already Broke Your New Year’s Resolutions:

  • Your New Year’s resolution was to not keep your New Year’s resolution.
  • Before YOU change, you wanna see what 2021’s got to offer.
  • You’ve grown very fond of the new chins you added during the pandemic.
  • Why stop when you’re two-thirds of the way through everything on Netflix? You’re not that kind of quitter!
  • Your resolution was to quit drinking.  But you never specified “alcohol.”
  • Why should YOU be a better person when everyone else doesn’t even bother to try?
  • Three days without drinking was enough. What are you, a monk?
  • You promised to be a better wife and mother. But, c’mon…have you met your family?!?
  • You end everything prematurely. Right, honey?
  • One word:  McRib.

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