The Top 10 Cool Facts About the Moon

Today is National Moon Day, so it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top 10 Cool Facts About the Moon.

1. It’s so old it has no idea what a TikTok is.
2. It has as much gravity and atmosphere as an Adam Sandler movie.
3. You can see it from anywhere. Except certain parts of Oklahoma…because of all the weed smoke!
4. The Moon is slowly drifting away from the Earth, just like you do when a family member starts talking about politics.
5. It’s riddled with craters, crevices, and divots. Sorry. That’s an amazing fact about your butt cheeks.
6. The dark side doesn’t exist, except on the wall tapestry of almost every college freshman’s dorm.
   
7. When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…you have just done acid and are having a bad trip.
8. It looks incredible through a telescope. Like your hot neighbor in the shower.
9. It’s the only thing in the universe more devoid of life than your bedroom.
10. Only 12 people have walked on the Moon, none of them actually affiliated with MTV.