A Woman with a Keistered Crack Pipe Says She “Forgot” It Was Up There

I’ve never personally smuggled anything in any of my body cavities. But, I feel like it’d be hard not to notice something shoved up inside one of them.

There’s a 34-year-old woman from Fort Pierce, Florida who was arrested last month for a DUI. When the cops took her to jail, the police report says an X-ray, quote, “showed a foreign object in her groin area.”

It turned out she had a CRACK PIPE in her rectal tunnel.

And her excuse was she FORGOT it was up there.

Say what now?!?!?

She was hit with additional charges for possession of drug paraphernalia and introduction of contraband into a detention facility.

(Source: Treasure Coast Palm)