8 Funny Facts About Pizza (National Pizza Day 2023)
February 9, 2023 4:28AM CST
Happy National Pizza Day Mad Rock Nation! To celebrate, enjoy today’s list of Funny Facts about Pizza:
- People who eat it for breakfast are called “hungover.”
- Your favorite pizza topping says a lot about you. For instance, if it’s pineapple, it says, “I’m an idiot.”
- The “E” in Chuck E. Cheese stands for “Ewww.”
- Eating pizza with a fork and knife is legal grounds for a divorce in some states.
- Ordering pizza delivery is a great way to let your kids know that you don’t care enough about them to make dinner.
- The more grease you see on the bottom of your pizza box, the less number of years you live after you eat your pizza.
- Papa John got his start when he tasted Domino’s and said, “I can do worse.”
- Taco Bell’s Mexican pizza isn’t really pizza. Or Mexican. Or food. But what do you care? You’re high.