The Top 7 Surprising Things You Didn’t Know About Frankenstein’s Monster

With today (8/30/21) being Frankenstein Day, it’s the perfect time to check out this list of The Top 7 Surprising Things You Didn’t Know About Frankenstein’s Monster.

1. His non-bendy knees make him terrible at the milk crate challenge.
2. He has more original parts than a Kardashian.
3. He had a brief porn career under the name Spankenstein.
4. He launched a petition to get travel neck pillows designed to accommodate neck bolts.
5. He uses the same barber as Bill Gates.
6. Just once, he’d love to wake up from a nap WITHOUT a bunch of hilarious jokesters shouting, “It’s alive!”
7. He recently changed his pronouns to “it” and “it.”