I think we may all need to take a cold shower! The CDC reports that STD rates are at an all time high! And the folks at BackgroundChecks.org went through the data and found the states where you’re most likely to get an STD (like Gonorrhea or Chlamydia). Here are the top 10:
- North Carolina
- New Mexico
- South Carolina
So, that means here in Texoma, you’re more likely to get an STD if you hook up with someone NORTH of the Red River! Bummer…
But hold on just a sec there Lone Star State Lovers! Don’t be so smug about how much better you are than our Okie friends, because really…you’re not. Texas just barely eeked its way outside the top 10 of the most diseased states, coming in at #12!
Here’s to hoping that itching you’re feeling right now is just dry skin…